Sok bűne van az emberiségnek, de ezekre a cipőkre akkor sem szolgált rá

Az Instagram legmélyebb bugyraiba merültünk le, mentségünkre legyen szólva: a fene meg akarta. De a Highsnobietyn egy interjú jelent meg a crimesagainstshoemanity nevű profil üzemeltetőivel, az ember pedig ugye alapvetően kíváncsi lény, de hát néha érdemes nyugton maradni.

Ezen az oldalon ugyanis tényleg olyan azonosítatlan lábra húzható objektumok vannak, amelyekkel kínvallatni lehetne. Na nem a felhúzásukkal, azzal, hogy rájuk nézel. Az oldalt jelenleg nagyjából 19 ezren követik, ami nem egy izmos szám, bár mazochistából épp elég. És működésének célja, létének értelme az, hogy összegyűjtsék itt a földkergeség, vagy inkább a multiverzum legabszurdabb, leggroteszkebb „cipőit”.

Szerencsére a többségük egyszeri, otthoni, félresikerült, szerencsétlen műalkotás, de jó néhányra még így sincs észszerű magyarázat, főleg, ha figyelembe vesszük, hogy néhány Frankenstein-szörny a kőkemény tervezői asztalon született. Egyperces néma csend.

*adds to cart* @sanchez_kane I'm shook. * * * #cowboysandals #highfashion #crimesagainstshoemanity

857 Likes, 56 Comments - Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Instagram: "*adds to cart* @sanchez_kane I'm shook. * * * #cowboysandals #highfashion #crimesagainstshoemanity"

 

Again we see @nike at the forefront of sportswear technology... * * * #seemslegit #nike #sportswear #crimesagainstshoemanity

1,025 Likes, 40 Comments - Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Instagram: "Again we see @nike at the forefront of sportswear technology... * * * #seemslegit #nike..."

My eyes are up here thanks. * * * #commedesgarcons #commedesgarçons #commedesgarbage #guarachero #guaracheroboots #crimesagainstshoemanity

863 Likes, 67 Comments - Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Instagram: "My eyes are up here thanks. * * * #commedesgarcons #commedesgarçons #commedesgarbage #guarachero..."

#tbt 'For the rough terrain of the red carpet' - another favourite from the @crimesagainstshoemanity criminal archives. * * * #heelconcept #redcarpet #outdooradventures #hiking #hikingheels

1,161 Likes, 116 Comments - Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Instagram: "#tbt 'For the rough terrain of the red carpet' - another favourite from the..."

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Send help. @browncardigan trying to kill me with this visual #cursedimage * * * #toeshoes #birkenstock #hybrid #shoes #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

606 Likes, 90 Comments - Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Instagram: "Send help. @browncardigan trying to kill me with this visual #cursedimage * * * #toeshoes..."

Let your inner tiger be free 🐅 #xanderzhou by @peterpopps * * * #tigershoes #tigerclaws #tiger #🐅 #fashion #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

442 Likes, 17 Comments - Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Instagram: "Let your inner tiger be free 🐅 #xanderzhou by @peterpopps * * * #tigershoes #tigerclaws #tiger #🐅..."

The embodiment of "smart casual". * * * #nikexbotter #nike #smartcasual #fridayfeeling #afterworkdrinks #corporatehustle #hustle #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

235 Likes, 13 Comments - Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Instagram: "The embodiment of "smart casual". * * * #nikexbotter #nike #smartcasual #fridayfeeling..."

You know what they say about guys with long shoes... #steakshoes #longboy #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

85 Likes, 15 Comments - Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Instagram: "You know what they say about guys with long shoes... #steakshoes #longboy #crimesagainstshoemanity..."

When you wanna keep that summer vibe through winter * * * #summervibes #trendalert #☀️#bespoke #diy #art #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

759 Likes, 105 Comments - Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Instagram: "When you wanna keep that summer vibe through winter * * * #summervibes #trendalert #☀️#bespoke..."

For when you have to be at a white power meeting for 2 but your 13 yr olds wedding for 6. #uselection2016 #whitetrash

42 Likes, 2 Comments - Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Instagram: "For when you have to be at a white power meeting for 2 but your 13 yr olds wedding for 6...."

ready for the weekend! #theweeknd #jeanshoes #jeanshorts #edhardy #diamonte

22 Likes, 6 Comments - Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Instagram: "ready for the weekend! #theweeknd #jeanshoes #jeanshorts #edhardy #diamonte"

When dreams become a reality #dreams #fashionable #FW16 #kanye #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

35 Likes, 5 Comments - Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Instagram: "When dreams become a reality #dreams #fashionable #FW16 #kanye #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes"

I thought we were friends? Why would you do this to me? #vomit #gross #deception #bffs #whatthefuck #bounce #reefs #nikeairmax #wireless #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

20 Likes, 2 Comments - Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Instagram: "I thought we were friends? Why would you do this to me? #vomit #gross #deception #bffs #whatthefuck..."

me showing off my limited edish Pikachu Gameboy Color™ #Gameboy #1999 #pikachu #gameboycolor #shoe #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #pikapika

57 Likes, 2 Comments - Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Instagram: "me showing off my limited edish Pikachu Gameboy Color™ #Gameboy #1999 #pikachu #gameboycolor #shoe..."

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